Movie Star Blog

135. Which actor and which actress do you think get the least respect in Hollywood? -

Tara Reid for good reason, and Bob Saget, also for good reason.

The problems with this movie, in my mind, start with the horrible casting decisions. Edward Furlong as the Crow? I mean come on you saw the picture, it’s laughable. David Boreanaz or Angel as losers call him for the main bad dude? I just don’t see it. Tara Reid as the bad dude’s broad? She’s just a terrible actress.

One of the three girls is a totally naive, dizzy blonde (Tara Reid). There’s a scene in which the band’s “manager” says “I can’t be everywhere at once”. She immediately picks up on it and says “Oh, but wouldn’t it be fun if you could.” She gets up and starts running from one room to the other saying “then I could be here…and here..and here”, and keeps popping up in the doorway between rooms.

Tara Reid is awesome. If I had a daughter, I’d want her to be just like Tara, except for the part about her being a drunken whore. But other than that, and maybe the Frankenstein tit-job, I’d want her to be an awful lot like Tara, except with a tad more dignity, and perhaps some class. Oh, yeh, and she’d have to find a way to not show her ass or cooch so much. And of course, I’d tell this Tara-esque daughter not to get so Russian-soldier-drinking-rocket-fuel wasted everywhere she went. I guess I’d also let this hypothetical daughter that it is never a good idea to let someone take your picture when you are so stumbling drunk you can’t even keep your eyes open. Other than that, I will let her know that there is no higher goal than to be just like Tara Reid.

Why does Tara Reid get paid money to be the drunken slutbag that she is? It's like people weren't getting to see it for free before E! stuck her on television. I'm sure her parents are so proud to see her up on the small screen with her fucked-up lipo stomach and fake boobs, chugging down bottles of Dom. This is the best we can do in the way of female role models? You know, I always wanted to one of the reporters on E! I want to be the person who does the "up close and personal" celebrity interviews because I'd ask them real questions.

A defining moment in Uwe Boll’s career. And by career i mean a string of terrible movies that seems likely to continue. Not even a Tara Reid boob job could save this one.

Aside from Depp’s remaining star power, the bigger question this movie raises is whether or not Hollywood has any remaining ability to think up new movie ideas. Between Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Dukes of Hazzard, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Herbie: Fully Loaded, War of the Worlds, Bewitched, The Longest Yard, The Honeymooners, and Bad News Bears, the fresh ideas this summer are few and far between. Now, some of these deserve to be remade, but there is less quality control going on here than in Tara Reid’s bedroom.

And some other famous blonde friend of hers. We must have been in England because the other girl (I think it was Tara Reid or Lindsey Lohan) was driving from the “passenger’s side” of the car. I was sitting next to Paris in the back and the driver sat in front of me. Paris kept handing me her phone for some reason and I remember taking pictures of all this. I kept thinking how funny it was that I was going around town with these party girls and holding their phones. At some point, the driver reached under the chair and taped something to my leg. I reached down and felt what I assumed to be a small bag of marijuana. I was certain that law enforcement officials were going to appear out from somewhere at any moment and start arresting us.

Let me say this right up front… Avoid this movie at all costs!! For a movie that has some quasi big names in it: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, it sucked! It made no sense. I never played the video game this was based on, but I bet it was a lot better than this movie. The story was chaotic at best. I was hoping the CGI monsters would be kinda cool, but not really. There was a lot of shooting into the dark in this movie, basically for no reason. There was one scene where I guess the director thought it would look cool to have people shooting into the dark in slow/stop motion (think very cheesy/cheap Matrix knock-off effects that didn’t work out) that made me stop and say “WTF? is there a point to this??” I should have read for the 96 minutes I wasted on this movie. Actually I could have watched paint dry and had a better time.

Then we went back to the apartment and watched "National Treasure" and "Alone In the Dark" on DVD. The former movie is your typical Bruckheimer action flick that sets up the plot and characters (Nicolas Cage as Nicolas Cage) in five minutes so you can get on to exploding things. Not a bad show as long as you take those considerations into effect. The latter movie stars Christian Slater and Tara Reid, which should be enough to tell you how bad it is, but actually doesn't do justice to how awful this movie was. Dad loved it, because he has a sick...

There are two possible reasons why our inbox was overflowing this weekend with news of Sophie Marceau's appearance at the premiere of "Where the Truth Lies" in Cannes on Friday: either she has a lot more English-speaking fans than we thought; or the rest of the world has been desperately awaiting another wardrobe malfunction of Tara Reid-like proportions as much as we have.

Tara Reid is finally embracing her reputation as one of Hollywood's hardest-partying hotties. The buxom barfly is very close to signing a deal to become the next host of the E! channel's popular "Wild On!" travel show, following the bikini-clad likes of Cindy Taylor, Brooke Burke and Jules Asner.

Is romance blooming for Tara Reid and Jesse Metcalfe, the hunky gardener of Desperate Housewives?

Everyone has their brushes with fame, whether it be bumping into Carrot Top at the local McDonald's, or running into Tara Reid at your weekly Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Like everyone else, I have had my own brushes with celebrity, however meaningless and insignificant, and here they are for your reading pleasure...

Arrest Warrant for ‘Pie’ Actress

“Pie,” of course, refers to “American Pie,” that stupid teen movie about kids defiling warm apple pies and cups of beer. Having said that, what one name immediately jumps to your mind with the above headline? If you said Daniel Spink, then you might have some weird obsession with monkeys. Get help.

The name that exploded into my mind in 100 foot-tall letters glowing like the surface of the sun is Tara Reid. Seriously, who else could it be? That girl parties so hard that she didn’t realize half her dress had come off in front of reporters. It therefore stands to reason that she wouldn’t realize … well, anything, including a court summons.

But I give Miss Reid too little credit. Her co-star, Natasha Lyonne (who?) is the one in trouble with the poh-poh. Natasha apparently burst in to her neighbor’s apartment, ripped a mirror from the wall, and then said she would molest the neighbor’s dog.

Hollywood beauty Tara Reid's quest for love has ended in success - she's been spotted in the arms of Desperate Housewives heart-throb Jesse Metcalfe.

damn, guess i’m out of the running for the Tara Reid Sweepstakes on the Ellen Degeneres Show?

I'm wondering if Mr. Rourke has seen Ms. Hilton's stellar work in 'The Cat in the Hat' or 'The Hillz?' I'm going to go as far as saying Paris Hilton is just as good of an actress as Tara Reid.

Shockey is obviously thickheaded, it’s no surprise to Giants fans. We’ve seen this since day one, however, three weeks in, and I personally am starting to become a little worried. With all the working out, he may or may not be doing, he has taken the time to make numerous public appearances in Miami with actress Tara Reid. Perhaps he should take those times to show up and work with his team.

I don't know when/where I decided that I wasn't a fan of Paris. Maybe it was when she was dating that nobody from Sum 41. Or maybe it was when my mother knew who she was. Ok, my mother knows who Tara Reid is too and I'm still a huge fan.

It's been a hectic morning, but it's finally here... The quasi-pseudo-official launch of The News Askew... A site that uses real-life stories to spread quality rumors about the celebrities you love or hate to the people in your offices. There couldn't be a more fitting debut for a sorta-new site than an interview with our favorite media-blunder-magnet, Tara Reid. So, without further adieu, Tara Reid:

TNA.com - Tara Reid the mathematician?

AMERICAN PIE star TARA REID is set to run a Las Vegas wedding chapel in a new TV series.

The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, claims that Reid's reputation was damaged by an advertisement for Sky Las Vegas Condominiums published on Feb. 1 that reads, "Dear Tara Reid. Come let it all hang out."

LOS ANGELES — Tara Reid sued the owners of a Las Vegas condominium project Thursday for using her name in an ad that appears to be a reference to the accidental exposure of her breast last year as she posed on the red carpet.

It reads, "Dear Tara Reid. Come let it all hang out."

The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, claims that Reid's reputation was damaged by an advertisement for Sky Las Vegas Condominiums published on February 1 that reads, "Dear Tara Reid. Come let it all hang out."