Movie Star Blog

Instead of casting pretty boy hillbillies and highly trained and efficient soldiers, how about casting everyday people. When Werner Herzog needed a crazy dude to play Kaspar Hauser, did he just hire some sexy German dude? No, he got himself an actual crazy dude. That’s the way action-adventure movies should be made. Instead of people like Matthew McConaughey and Matt Damon, it should be people like me starring in action-adventure movies. I think I would make a dynamic action hero. I am beguiling, enthralling and beloved by rocking teen combos throughout Central Jersey. And I work for sandwiches. What’s not to like? I’ll admit my acting experience is limited (I’ve performed as Obi-Wan Kenobi in a German version of The Empire Strikes Back and I played six different roles (4 speaking) in a German version of Back to the Future) but I’m a quick learner. And I can’t be any worse an actor than Brendan Fraser or AntiChrist Affleck.