Movie Star Blog

Hate those shallow places where all anyone wants is Orlando Bloom.

Well, still single. I might turn gay, I mean hey i'm camp anyway. Think i'd rather be gay and single than straight and single, not cos I like men or owt, but cos the lack of gay men in worcester would be a better excuse to be single than, well there are a lot of single girls but none of them match my standards. Or I don't match the one single standard of all girls here, which is that I must look like Orlando Bloom and have his wallet because personality doesn't count for anything these days. Yes worcester is a very shallow place, apart from being a deep pile of shit.