Movie Star Blog

I'm right there with you on the two handed soft drinks.

When you put movie reviews up against their subject matter, I’d bet the reviews are more interesting than 9 out of 10 movies. I try and read reviews from both sides of the camp before I shell out $35 on two tickets, an endless bag of popcorn, and a fucking water cooler sized coke (seriously, must they insist on pushing soft drinks that require two hands to hoof back to your seats?). Unless, of course, the movie stars Ben Affleck, in which case I don’t need to read the reviews because they’ve all temporarily set aside creative differences and pitched tents at the BOSTON USED TO BE COOL UNTIL WE HEARD BEN AFFLECK GREW UP THERE camp.