Movie Star Blog

Is there anyone who thought Gigli was worth watching?

Last night I went for sushi with some friends from Rob’s work. After dinner, the little group of us congregated at one of the apartments to watch two truly bad movies: Gigli, and Battlefield Earth. Deep, deep stinkers. At least BE was kind of funny though. Gigli was really so bad it’s not even worth a laugh. Well, except for two scenes of humour value: in one, J-Lo and Ben Affleck talk about the relative merits of men versus women for sleeping with, as she goes through elaborate yoga-esque contortions in spandex. In the other, she invites him to go down on her with the memorable line: “It’s turkey time… gobble gobble!” Silly and funny! But none of the rest of the movie is worth watching, so really, don’t bother.