Movie Star Blog

Tara Reid is awesome. If I had a daughter, I’d want her to be just like Tara, except for the part about her being a drunken whore. But other than that, and maybe the Frankenstein tit-job, I’d want her to be an awful lot like Tara, except with a tad more dignity, and perhaps some class. Oh, yeh, and she’d have to find a way to not show her ass or cooch so much. And of course, I’d tell this Tara-esque daughter not to get so Russian-soldier-drinking-rocket-fuel wasted everywhere she went. I guess I’d also let this hypothetical daughter that it is never a good idea to let someone take your picture when you are so stumbling drunk you can’t even keep your eyes open. Other than that, I will let her know that there is no higher goal than to be just like Tara Reid.