Movie Star Blog

This Brad Pitt telephone menu made me laugh out loud:

To listen to the menu in Spanish, press 1.
To hear me deny that Angelina broke up my marriage to Jennifer Aniston, press 2.
To hear me deny stories about my spending several nights in Angelina’s trailer while we were filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith, which is scheduled for a June release, press 2.
To hear me deny spending Easter weekend with Angelina at a posh resort while doing publicity for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, in which we play a bored husband-and-wife spy team, press 3.
To hear me deny that Angelina and I are planning to get married before the June release of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, press 4.
To hear me deny that Angelina is pregnant, press 5.
To hear me deny rumors you may not have heard about yet, press 6.
To find out how many men—and women—that two-bit, rumor-mongering whore Janice Min, editor of US Weekly, slept with last month, press 7.